Activities You Can Do In Secondary School

Activities (That Are Not-Very-Recommended) You Can Do In Secondary School
A gentle reminder to those who haven't graduate.

1. Ask your Chemistry teacher for her Chinese name.
2. Act afool with your sixty-year-old Math teacher.
3. Bang the tables and laugh aloud.
4. Sing along loudly to your mp3 player. [Best Recommended: Piao Yi by Jay Chou]
5. Climb the side gate when the back gate isn't open and when the main gate is too far away.
6. Loiter at the Fitness Corner during your boring CCA.
7. Loiter at a convenience stall before CCA and try to come up with an excuse for attending CCA late.
8. Gossip about classmates/schoolmates.
9. Eat bread in class during recess time.
10. Hide in the toilet to skip assembly.
11. Look out for the cameras when climbing gates.
12. Look out for the councillors when coming school late.
13. Talk aloud in class.
14. Talk lame jokes for the whole lesson.
15. Chat about swimming for the whole Math lesson.
16. Talk crap with your Chemistry teacher.
17. Sleep during Geography revision powerpoints presentations.
18. Impersonate your sixty-year-old Math teacher.
19. Give your classmates retarded nicknames. [Best examples: Wai Tiak, Ru Ling, Wee LONG]

Yes. I plead guilty. I admit that all these are what I did with my buddies in Sec school. But i regret not doing something that is very important: Treasuring my Sec school life. So guys, please do so. My philosophy is that when we're in primary school, we are too young to have REAL fun. In secondary school, we are more grown-up, but not so yet, and it is when the fun and sparks and the friendships all come in. After that everyone's too fake and lame to be a real friend. That's about it yeah.


PS. This is supposed at be a humorous post. Please do not take it too seriously. The blogger will not be responsible for any consequences/mishaps/suspensions. Thank you.


For reference only. No hidden intention to influence the general public.