No, You're Not.

It's not funny.
Seriously not.

Stop acting like you know everything
When you don't.
Stop behaving like you're the best in the world
When you're not.
Stop acting like you're the most pitiful person on earth
When you aren't.
Stop behaving like you're the most important person
When you're seriously not.

So can you please
Don't behave like somebody else
You're not.

Or pretend that
You're the greatest thing ever
Cause it really pisses me off.