What Is the World Coming To

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO

OMGOMGOMG seriously i was planning to let this place die and rot and smell like dead fish until the end of the block.

The sudden intake of general information made that impossible though.

Flipping through the newspapers accumulated from last week, i had this sudden overload of new cranial knowledge.

Firstly. 4000 people attended Ah Meng's memorial service. That is like the attendance of any concert, like whoa. Seriously i am not that enthusiastic about that all. Yeah they may have to change 'Breakfast With An Orang Utan' to 'Breakfast With A Himlayan Tiger' and all, but what's the big fuss about crying and all. Yes and the zoo was contemplating on naming the next orang utan to be born as 'Ah Meng Jr.', so that someBoDy continues the legacy, and there were like other faces of the zoo like the otter which picks out recyclable items and the majestic elephant with great tusks. This is cool, cause i love going to the zoo. Eh i am not sure wot's my stand now hm.

Oh. Hillary and Bill Clinton married on 11 October in, i don't know, 1975?

A team from Singapore won Amazing Race Asia 2 in a very cool-kickass-supereme-ultimatum way.

And then i was going off to bathe after clearing the thick grey stack of recycled paper when the news reported that LYDIA SUM just passed away.

I was like whatthefargue i thought she was recovering?! Okay this is gonna give you hives but it is that cliche. Life can be so fragile, can't it. What with Heath Ledger and the Anita Mui and the Leslie Cheung thing, the sex scandal is nothing beeeg really, those n00bs can just go die and sell toilet paper in some remote corner of Hongkong Disneyland or rather, some place less consipicuous.

Oh man. Speaking of which, a few weeks back Osama's son came out(possibly from a hole in the ground a la Hussein) and saying how he would try to solve the conflict between his country and America. We wait and see right.

People killing people dying;
Where is the love?

Sudden adrenaline rush yikes.