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Hi. i hope you feel welcomed with the presence of that smiley. ^.^

Oh. Basically today is a Saturday. Is it? Yes.

Oh. So. I. Went. To. Take. Train.

Ohnose that is seriously disturbing typing.

But indeed. I braved the crowds(like omg for the past seventeen years i have never seen such humoungous crowds before with the exception of countdown parties) to get to Bugis.

Throw The Pram Away
Yes. Don't those n00b parents get it that baby prams are a waste of space and makes it unfair for other commuters paying the same fair amount of fee to take the train? Yeah and not talking about the accidents that they might cause. Like, some old man will trip over the blardee wheels and fall, or some tough guy bumps into the pram and the baby flies away to knock on the window pane which will then be smeared in blood and by then when the blood drips to the floor someone will slip and fall and break a bone.

Oh and those sucker nincompoops fugly couples who hug/smooch/creepycrawly in public, please stop it and GO HOME. We have no interest in wot you all do, and you may cause a major accident as well although you occupy less space with the intimate actions. Like, some disapproving ah pek will slip and fall or some auntie will be blinded by the condemned atrocities of what you've done.

Oh man i feel like i need a break.

OMG THE BRAS BASAH ARTFRIEND STAFF CANNOT SPEAK PROPERLY. Crude slappable kreachers, you shalt be sent to hell. But i dont care, i got my copic markers and that's what matters most.

Challenging The Impossible
I WENT TO ORCHARD ROAD. Yes indeed. But as usual, i detoured. I came out of the least popular exit that least conventional people will come out from. And this random urge to find Tanglin Mall came. Not long ago we had taken a bus to some hotel for a fashion show, and nearby was Tanglin Mall. Ahh, so, why not take a trip there?

Okay i am gonna summarise this very LONG trip in ONE sentence cause i am lazy to elaborate. So, here goes.

I walked past the construction site and straight past Wheelock Place to some deep ulu place and walked for very long thinking i was lost; i swear i looked like a runaway kid with a line trees as backdrop, but i saw some signs of life at Tomlinson Avenue and turned right, turned left and came to this Tudor Shopping place where the only people there are angmohs or banglas or philipinos from angmoh families until i continued onwards to see a very familiar taxi stand and i found out that i have reached Tanglin Mall just before i decided to make this post's theme as 'LOST'.

Oh, that is so like eve's recent incoherent post, but mine has got punctuations.

Okay anyway. Tanglin Mall was super empty on a friggin Saturday. Whoo wow. Oh but then all the people were outside grabbing flea market stuff.

Continued straight and reached Orchard Road somehow.

So i present this new route i discovered. Not recommended though, it is a super long road and i saw Wheelock when i turned into Orchard like OMGWTFBBQCHICKEN.

One Last Discovery
There's a Hard Rock Cafe in our Unique Sg! Uh, i mean, i haven't really seen one before. Only one i've been to is the one in China when i was twelveh. I am gonna go there sometime. YESSSSSSSS. Parseltongue lolololol.

Vertical Limit
Oh i risked death(s) today. Like, chionging across the road in the rain. Pee-weesh.

Went through crowds until i couldn't take it any longer, plus wot with the diminishing cash, headed home.

For my own (future) reference:


I am no Picasso. And i said OWN PERSONAL reference okay.

Single escapades ftw.