I am sure there is a conspiracy against me. Course-wide confidential secret organisation underhand evil plan. Otherwise explain to me why since the new block started yesterday, i have yet seen the farging face of the lecturer, when i am in the farging right classroom all the while. Well i am going treasure-hunting now. Without a map, without any lifelines. Wish me luck. TY in advance.
Okay wait. I'm back, two minutes later. So i asked another student who is the only sign of life here, and she said the fucking piece of shit in the manifestation of a freeloading lecturer in Temasek Polytechnic Design School WAS HERE YESTERDAY. Like what the fuck knargh bay lecturer big or wot. I mean can't he even send an email or call or wot? Okay by that i conclude that he must either be:-
1. blind, such that he can't type
2. have his arms chopped off in a helicopter freak accident, such that he can't call/type
3. mute, such that he knows he can't make any sound when he calls.
But why whould he qualify as a lecturer that way? How about a busker?
Well yes you can see i am right in the centre of the energy field of the fury right now.
Moving on to better stuff, and to waste my life away in this asylum. No actually i love computer labs. I was actually looking forward to this subject albeit the bad reviews from friends who heard from their friends. I seriously see no harm learning java and html and all. But this knargh bayer has certainly done his job well by making us all see lecturers are fucked-up pieces of shit. Exception exception.
Oh how could i forget about Xorex. Yesterday. After leaving class in the notion that fucked-up lecturer wasn't coming(and he might have just entered a second after i left, drama-wise), i went queueing up at blardee Xorex and they took THIRTY FRICKING MINUTES to serve one customer. Library was the saviour, although not the best choice. I mean, waddafargue is wrong with them?!?!/1/1/1 There's a story. So in the past(at least when i first came in here), there was Professional Lady One(PL1) and Professional Auntie One(PA1). For some unknown reason PA1 left, and in came Noob Auntie One(NA1), like in January or so. After that for some other unknown reason NA1 got murdered for her daftness, and for some unfathomable reason we got a new Noob Auntie Two(NA2). So that equates to PL1 and NA2. And yest there was only NA2 and the mysterious man in the sample A1-sized poster present, and it couldn't been worse. All thanks to people from other school raiding out facilities, i thank you from the bottom of my heart, but first i would like to give you a punch in the face. Seriously, Moses, just conjure up a more spacious place INSIDE TDS, and get more computers. Or create express lanes for Des students. Or just put up a sign to ask other students to toot off.
Yes, as i was saying, two paragraphs earlier. Watched 'L Change The World' yesterday. Seriously before 4.40pm i would never be caught dead watching a Japanese/Korean movie, but the odds were against me, with two pro-jap/korea activists by my side. My efforts of "BUT I WANT TO WATCH JUNO!!!!1111@^&$!#%^#$!#" were futile, and i walked into the trap unknowingly.
Trap trap trap. Seriously before the movie i thought L was the cool type of guy. But when he appeared for the first time with his back to the camera i seriously had this tendency of a thought that he would turn around looking like Gollum HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
And for movies between the introduction and actual film there would be this transition period where they insert the title and all, and for this movie they had these blurry images flashing across, which all showed L in hilariously idiotic poses, and i was like laughing in the whole silence of Hall 2. And so Ethel says, "Wahlao you so bad" and i reply, "But he looks like a retard" and i laugh even harder. And there would be the occasional crooning of "sooo cute" and "sooo cool".
And he would be jumping onto the chair in a way which is hauntingly reminiscent of Ju-on.
Then he would be walking like a hunched back old man, and picking up things with only his thumb and index. I like the irony that cool guy L loves to eat candy. Though he wasn't exactly very cool in this movie, being a babysitter at all. Okay self-admittedly he is quite tall and has semi-long hair lalala. Nah it'll just be a fluttering whimsie. (teehee)
And i wonder why Juno is NC16 when L Change The World certainly has violence, and a lot of gore. Tsktsk, some serious problem with the MDA or something.
More peeekchures for your viewing pleasure and my googling enjoyment.
Ken'ichi Matsuyama
Ohman serious stuff, i feel like punching those people who sit on the raised contraption right near the entrance of the bus. You know, the grey part that goes below the TVMobile thing. I mean, fine, if you are aged and all, go ahead, then yest this cheena bitch was like sitting there and being a total nuisance. YES YES BRING IN MORE CHINA PEOPLE WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PESTS IN THE COUNTRY!
L didn't change the world.
I did.
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