A List

Okay since i'm here i might as well get rid of all the corny image-laden posts once and for all. One post makes all the difference okay. So what better way then to do LISTS.

Inspired by a particular schecksay song, i present to you.

GUILTY PLEASURES OF LIFE
1. Listening to Lifehouse on the bus.
2. Watching people fall on the bus. (I either start bus warfare to get a seat or i depend on my strong muscles and sometimes my Pink Panther paper bag to keep myself upright.)
3. Watching all the weird expressions people make on public transport.
4. Watching people get reprimanded.
5. Fantasising about William Beckett.
6. Getting cheap goodthings which are rare and tastefully delicious, edible or not.
7. Lying down on the bench in school and sleep.
8. Lying down on the bench in school and watching clouds float by through the transparent rooftop of Design school.
9. Sleeping on the bus.
10. Sleeping, by itself.
11. Ripping free CEEDEEs.
12. Watching free movies/ videos online.
13. Using citrus fruit (il)legal downloading. teeHEE.
14. Going to the airport even though you don't have a flight.
15. Pretending you have a plane to catch by checking the flight schedules on the electronic board and standing in front of the blinking lights for fifteen minutes.
16. Flying on a plane.
17. Watching planes fly.
18. Being served.
19. Gloating.
20. Biting chunks off a crunnnnnnnchy apple.
21. Eating diabetically sweet and juicy oranges by peeling it the medieval way and making your fingers smell like oranges for the rest of the day.
22. Testing perfumes at Watsons.
23. Listening to schecksay music walking around Bedok Reservoir.
24. Hiking.
25. Reading gossip on Teen Vogue.
26. Gossip.
27. Grabbing cats off the ground.
28. Wrestling with dogs.
29. Fantasing about William Beckett. (yes, i know.)
30. Listening to 'Guilty Pleasure'.
31. Listening to 'Guilty Pleasure' and fantasising about Gabe Saporta's coy smile in 'The City Is At War' video.
32. To visit hotels(nothing R-rated) even if you're not a hotel guest.
33. Living in a hotel.
34. Eating sMoOtH tofu(yes, the literal ingesting of vitamins definition).
35. Drinking ice milo.
36. Drinking juice on a very hot day.
37. Imitating your lecturers/ teachers' mannerisms.
38. Lying on your parents' queen-sized bed sprawled in a star-shape formation, preferrably air-conned. Same for hotel beds.
39. Running through the rain knowing your mom will scold you when you get home.
40. Scaring your friends for the hundredth time by hiding behind the nearby pillar, even if it doesn't work.
41. Making lists, the longer the better.
42. Watching madtv skits.
43. Watching TAI TV.
44. Preetendiinqq tuhhx twiit.
45. Speaking ol' english liketh howeth thy art doingth using as mucheth unnecessary endingsth as possibleth. (And try to make it sound like Parseltongue.)
46. Watching celebrities degenerate.
46. Watching Ellen DeGenerate.
47. Watching Oprah Winfrey degenerate.
48. Watching Tyra Banks degenerate.
49. Complete sewing a skirt, by luck or, by luck.
50. Scoffing at other people's ugly fabrics featuring the NU WAVE elements, ahlianised, while secretly putting yourself on the above-all-mortal-obsessions pedestal.

There you have it.

If you want me to put it in cyberspace terms, i am lagging now. Badly.

Nehmindnehmind 'lol'sxz.