Some Advice

WOOHOO! I watched "The Kingdom" with Eve at Suntec today. HARKHARK it is supposed to be an action movie, but it sorta became a comedy for us. Okay, the story revolves around Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner and their group of FBI agents. They were in Saudi Arabia to help catch the mastermind behind a series of bombings there, and together with a local officer, Al Ghazid, they were successful. BUT THE THING IS, the movie is damn hilarious! HAHAHA so much for stupid terrorists. But the gunning scenes were exciting, though they didn't get me to the end of my seat.

Okay, a few things to learn from this movie,
For you:-
1. If you are captured by Muslim terrorists, kick their props before they can complete shooting the video and prolly finish by killing you off.
2. If you are captured by Muslim terrorists, injure yourself or get the captor to step on your hand so that you can leave behind a trail of blood which would lead your comrades to you.
For potential terrorists:-
1. Do not prepare too long a script before you kill your victim. You may just get a shot in the head when you reach the climatic last part of your lines.
2. Do not take an injured comrade back to HQ, but you may bring the victim back instead and get followed by the FBI anyway.
3. Set up your props properly.
4. And to bomb-makers in particular, do not lose two fingers while trying out your bombs or you will be easily identified.
5. Do not recruit stupid lackeys. Understood perfectly.

Allora. I'm done.