Early rise at 9am today. I set off for Dhoby Ghaut. I actually forgot that it was peak hour and i sauntered into the cabin lazily to find all the seats gone. NEH mind. I am youthful and healthy.
Irritating Scum No. 1
The guy. He is dressed in a white long-sleeved shirt and black pants, just like what "business people" will wear. I think he is quite short cause he was like hip-hop shirt and whatever lah. I was standing right beside him. He was sitting at one of the corner seats. I don't know since when, he started to talk really loudly on his phone.
Wait. Get the image right first. His hair is totally not stylo nor slick. He slouches on the seat like he lost his spine to a/an(almost) fatal accident. He will keep sliding down forever and ever but he manages to keep his butt on the teeniest edge of the seat with his foot against the pole in the centre of the cabin. So he begins talking on the phone non-stop. VERY LOUDLY. I reckon it must be his subordinate and the like. Cause I SENSE(power hor) cockiness and sarcasm in his words. MUHAHAHA. He must either be:
1. A rich man's son, OR
2. Another rich man's son, OR
3. Oh i don't know some lunatic?
Yes anyway he doesn't look like that kind of person who can hold up a situation well. WAIT. I forgot to mention that he keeps SHAKING his bloody legs. He will then put it down and shift the "shaking"(shaker shaker shaker fries!) to another leg. OH MY GOODNESS i feel like marching over(at most 3 steps if i have bound feet) and slapping down on his thigh real hard so that it shakes cause it's trembling. PIAK AH! Oh yes. And then go up to his face, put a finger on the lips and give him a very ABRUPT(HAHAHA) "SHH!" and walk away proudly to wrap it up nicely. NO I wouldn't do it. Later he catch me to the police i no wan.
Anyway he was still talking when i got off. And there was this girl who kept staring at him not-very-discreetly. And the bloody fakie didn't even know cause he was talking "fuck"(literally) into his phone and trying not to slide down too much with his short legs not being much help.
THOU MUST BE BURNT ON THE STAKE a la ancient China. Throw cabbage and rotten eggs and $1 slippers at him!
AH! There is only 1 irritating scum but i added the sub-headline anyway just for the EMPHASIS.
Okay.
Reached the door of Spotlight at 10am. Cool right. I grabbed the ribbons and other stuff like feathers and rhinestones. SO EXPENSIVE. But me, being the good guy(as always =D), offered to help Missus Sia Sze Boon buy her fabrics. Stupid lah i went up and down the mall cause she wanted tulle netting as well. Slap you ah!
Went to school by 518. Wah super empty can. I boarded and there was only a pair of mother-and-son, along with me and another passenger who just got up the bus. After about 30 mins the bus turned into the long stretch of road which leads to the bus stop opposite TP. The last remaining passernger got off till it was only me(and the bus uncle heh heh) left in the bus. Then the whole empty bus suddenly stopped at a Shell petrol station. Bus uncle was saying something to me which i couldn't hear at first. I thought it was the last stop and almost got a heart attack(oh okay not that serious). The uncle actually wants to go to the toilet and told me to wait in the bus for a while. COOL right. I told you funny things happen to me all the time.
He got back and i alighted. WAVED GOODBYE. AND i actually alighted one stop earlier. AYE. So, i walked all the way to the next bus stop with my luggage.
Studio time. I'm done with my wire leg as well. A pair of wooden-metal legs YEEHA. Sprayed black as well. Tomorrow i'm gonna add in the deco.
I JUST COMMITTED A SIN. No. Actually i killed one of those zapping insects which make zapping noises and zap around the room blindly. It zapped to my bed! So what? i grabbed tissue and grabbed the bug with my tissue and grabbed it all the way to the toilet where i said goodbye to it by flushing it down the toilet bowl. I wish it good luck and bon voyage.
LALALA~
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