The Journalist

50 Things/People That Annoy Me (following up on 8 Days' article)

1. tHiS kInD oF WrItInG! (Is it more expressive to write ThiS wAy?)
2. People who are/act cute
3. People who take pictures of themselves on their handphones.
4. People who take pictures of themselves with the camera held high above.
5. People who take photos of their reflections in mirrors/glass panels.
6. Salespeople who tail you around when you enter the shop. (Get lost! I ain't stealing your stuff!)
7. Japanese-style makeup/fashion/hair. (There're replicas everywhere.)
[Asians wearing high socks are always defined as Jap when it can be Rock.]
8. People who are Jap-style from head to toe.
9. High-pitched voices.
10. People who dirty the toilet seats. (see 11.)
11. People who step on toilets seats. (And in turn make me step on them as well.)
12. People who treat flag-day people/pamphlet distributors as though they are transparent. (At least you can give them a smile...)
13. Flag-day people/pamphlet distributors.
14. Customers who hang around in the shops when the shops are closing.
15. Customers who hang around in the shops when the shops are closing and not buying anything.
16. Customers who CHIONG into the shops when the shutters are being pulled down by the poor salesperson.
17. B-I-G costumes for singers' concerts. (Do they make you sing better?)
18. People who have hundreds of piercings.
19. Over-enthusiastic fans who commit suicide for their idols.
20. Over-enthusiastic cheerleaders/song leaders/group leaders/people at camps
21. Campfires. (I doze off halfway through, for all the campfires i've attended.)
22. Sleeping bags. (Waste of space. I only use it as my pillow. It's troublesome to pack it back.)
23. Gu-niang guys/girls. (I'm too tough/rugged for that.)
24. Girls who shriek. (I shout, i don't shriek. =>)
25. Girls who like to chorus something out, like "1, 2, 3, HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
26. Girls who like to chorus something out, like "1, 2, 3, HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and think it's meaningful.
27. Girls who like to do stupid stuff/actions and think it's cool/fun/something to be proud of.
28. Girls who think they are well-loved by/popular amongst the guys.
29. People who think they are very important in a squad/committee/organisation.
30. People who cheer for something that not's a big deal at all.
31. Girls who make kawaii(oh i hate that word) poses/sounds they think are cute(when it's not).
32. Girls who make posey poses on camera.
33. Youngsters. (Yeah. I'm one too.)
34. People who are disrespectful to the elderly. ( I don't know why i have a soft spot for the very old.)
35. Girls who make their eyes big when oon camera.
36. Girls who stick on double-eyelid tape and try to make the doubles permanent. (C'mon, i love my single eyelids. They're so rare right now.)
37. People with big eyes. (I love small eyes. Yeah.)
38. People who hope to have big eyes.
39. People who go under the knife to enhance themselves with better-looking physical features.
40. Fahrenheit. The boy band. (Okay i know i'll get cursed for this...)
41. 'Artistes' without any talent. (Just go to hell.)
42. Butt-cracks. (Gimme back the high-waisted jeans!)
43. Parents who teach their children to refer all salesgirls as 'aunties'.
45. Girls who sai-nai around with girls the way they do with guys.
46. Short forms: LOL, ROFL, LMAO... (Though i use them rarely.)
47. SMS. (I would prefer to meet up with the person and have a chat over a beer.)
48. People who post their photos online. (No mystery at all.)
49. People who try to hard. (No reasoning needed, surely.)
50. No night life. (Are you still awake at this time? 3.18am)

And sometimes i find YOU annoying. Hahaha. We all do, right? =D