what it feels like to be hot

I HAVE NO BLOODY IDEA

i have always wondered though - what does it feel like to be hot? it must be an epic cheat code right, like THERE IS NO COW LEVEL youpassallthetests

also, how does it feel like to have hot siblings? like emma/alex watson or jamie/cersei lannister

family brewing in hotness. //lemon incest

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continuing the train of thought from the previous post *retrieves airy object from pensieve* lol

i don't think i will ever be in the capacity of feeling 'hot'. i mean like okay, i've been told how cute and 很美hor~ i am when i was a girl. these wonderfully kind auntie comments faded with age (then, glasses and jeans and nerdom) i never had much expectations yknow? like i don't think i was even bothered LOL so anti-cool

so for about the past year stranger things have happened  (is it just a phase i don't know yet) and i've been executing this primping plan

my q is how far does it go?

is there a hotness meter somewhere? 

if i get too hot will i become stupid?

should i cap my hotness at 80%?

is life fair?

am i just jealous?

i don't wanna be adriana lima i wanna be lara stone! 

but not too cool and overexposed to the point of karen elson

ok fair enough lara stone is equally overexposed

does it ever stop?

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now i'm gonna tell you about The Subway Incident aka one-of-the-few-times-i-got-pretty-perks

subway the sandwich company not the MRT okay. alright.

so i was getting subway takeaway for le colleagues back in the office. a meal, and an extra ala carte cookie. it was two double chocs and a white macadamia? okay, so it goes like

subway dood: three cookies right?

i said a confused 'yeah' like HELLO didn't i just tell you that stop making me fucking repeat my order

subway dood packing everything, payment and stuff...

subway dood: oh, here's your cookie! (puts into bag)

i said 'orhhh' like HUH didn't you already put that in...

i only got the gist of the free cookie after leaving the place and triple-checking the receipt. YAY! HE DIDN'T CHARGE ME FOR THE EXTRA COOKIE WOOHOO FREE GIFT - um did i juST GET A FREE COOKIE like OMG WAS HE INTERESTED IN ME?!?!?! ME??? shit i didn't say my thanks

he wasn't looking particularly suggestive (i don't know what i was expecting like twitching eyebrows? lol)

i was even feeling paranoid annoyed that he didn't get the correct order (easily stressed ordering food for other people)

seriously? i just had doubts. doubts of the guy's taste. doubt of my attractiveness (dear lord that itself sounds weird) 

i was bouncing the idea around in my head and only managed to affirm that I, INDEED HAVE GOTTEN A FREE COOKIE DUE TO PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS because the free one was oat and raisin. how he know i like that one si0l

lol thanks dood made my day.

so anyway, i guess we're on track WHOOPASS

o dear lord can i get sum c00kies now what is this hunger