And so there is The Rise of The (Unneccesary) Symbols.
As if twiiting wasn't enough, the new generation of smileys/symbols/another-way-to-self-destruct touchdowns. So yesterday's !,@,$,+, & have evolved to stuff like
1. ღ
2. ♥
3. ツ
4. ☆
So they use japanese characters as well. Wasn't too difficult to obtain these. Straight from twiits' msn nicknames or lian wannabes ' friendster profiles. Delicious. Yes. And this
(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
appears very much on msn nicknames, like since 2006.
I can't fathom those people who say they are under the process of 'zilian'-ing and still put that as their photo captions. Same case for 'camwhore'. And if you think you look 'ugly' in a particular photo, why even bother uploading it and wasting five minutes of your blardee life?
Okay nehmindnehmind let them degenerate.
Seems like photoshopped photos are BEEEEEEEEG right now. Especially those kind which turns you into green/red/yellow/orange and all the other weird shades. I can't use my Adobe software and that may be a problematic issue, but i'm not in jest, just that i don't like those too.
Proceeding to story of the post.
Do not continue unless you are on your deathbed/falling asleep/in a state of subconsciousness.
The Search for the Man
Julian Hee, Manhunt 2002
Isaac Mong, Manhunt 2006
Gordon Tan, Manhunt 2008
Mas Selamat Kastari, Manhunt 2009(And it's pretty intensive!!!!!!!!!!11111111two3four)
Wellwell the candidates seem to get worse by the year don't they.
Lolol man this project virtually destroyed my day. Nehmind, considering it's late.
By now i hope you have realised that it is a joke, and that you have overcame the shock.
I was thinking, why not check out the guys from Manhunt and see if they are comparatively hot. Disappointing, and i doubt anyone will disagree. Winners get visibly older and fuglier as years pass by. Tsktsk. Applies to JI(chicken) dood as well.
Anw found this from here.
MANHUNT SINGAPORE (1988 - 2004)
1988 RANDY LOO ENG SENG 1989 ZACK ZAINAL ABIDIN 1990 CALVIN FOO KWEE FOH 1991 IGNATIUS TEO BOON PEW 1992 MICAH WONG EN TECK 1993 KENNETH TAN MUN CHOY 1994 BENEDICT GOH WEI CHEH 3rd Runner-up & Mr Personality 1996/97 KEVIN KHOO MIN CHUEN 1998 FRANCIS CHUA 1999 EDDIE OH M. Y Mr. Physique & Mr. Popularity 2000 BRANDON CHOO 2nd Runner up - Manhunt International and Best Groomed Award 2001 TAN WEI JIN 2002 JULIAN HEE Mr. Healthy Lifestyle 2003/04 GEORGE CHEN KIM SHEONG 2006 ISAAC MONG Mr. Popularity 2007 ELSON GOH ZHEN WEI 2008 GORDON TAN
I don't think it serves any use actually; just for the aesthetics ya know. The longer the better. Teeheeheehee.
Anyway, time to do a proper one on Mister Headlines.
I find it pretty lame for an almost-lame man to escape a frigging high-security DETENTION CENTRE. Yeah good, throw our face. All of you bullshit civil servants can't outrun a limping chestnut, or can't see someone not dressed up in uniform limp away gracefully. Wot's the blardee problem man.
And so this website criticises the local security.
When i got the news on Thursday i had this premonition that Selamat won't get arrested. EEEE!~ And what the hell is it with all the elaborate operations. Haven't they heard of the old saying?! I know those are the basic things to do, but if i were Selamat, i would hide until it's safer to go.
He's prolly watching the news from a kopitiam teevee now with a cap covering his face. Or hiding out in one of the attap houses at the Buangkok kampung. Or the haunted house at Punggol End!
The next time we get news of him will most likely be of his body floating on Changi Beach or someone sniffing out his dead body in the lush greenery of Lower Seletar Reservoir. Or a set of skeletons belonging to him in the haunted house ten years later. I secretly wish for an exciting chasing-the-criminal escapade a la Catch Me If You Can but current circumstances don't really allow. Most wanted militant can. Eh but, Selamat versus DiCaprio hahahahaharofl. It's hard to spot him really since he looks like any other local malay. His height of 1.6m is not anywhere impressive either.
Lololol and there's this 58-year-old attention seeker who called the police from a public phone saying he is Selamat and threatening to blow up multiple places.
Considering IF they manage to get him alive, just lock him up in some asylum. Even if he isn't mad, lock him up until he suffers from permanent mental damage.
Seems like we are all dying of either rising sea levels from melting ice caps(soon!!!!!!!!11) or from some no-brain terrorist limping around.
Whatever happened to bad guys looking good.
Sylar, good old Sylar.
How Indie Are You? Emo?
I'm calling myself now cause i think my ringtone kicks ass. Totally. :]
March 2, 2:50.
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