The Twits

Hi.

Someone suggested i do this. And since basically i have nothing of paramount importance to do now, i shall.

Compilation of Words/Phrases Commonly Used In Cyberspace NOW
Let's start with the basics alright.
1. Add a 's' or a 'z' to the end of EACH AND EVERY word as you deem appropriate.
E.g. iies, euus
2. Double/triple up the vowels/anything else you can find.
E.g. hi - hiies
twitter - twiitter
3. Change all the 'o's to '0's.
E.g. wor - w0rx
broken - br0ken
4. Change the letter 'g' to 'q'.
E.g. lagging - laqqinq
5. Change 'th' to 'dh'.
E.g. then - dhenss
that -dhatss
6. Change all the 's' to become 'sh'/ vary all words with singlish-sounding startings/endings.
Eg. is - ishh
7. Mutate/modify EACH AND EVERY word you can find to include as many letters as possible.
E.g. too - tuhhs
lah - luhhs
8. Leave a space between the last letter of a sentence and the full stop.
E.g. I am going home .
9. For maximum impact, include some leet(1337) language as well.
E.g. hate - h4t3sxz
10. Just change EVERYTHING you can change already, AND use a lot of smileys.
E.g. <333
Refer to the other post for more information.

Now moving on. Let's do sentences.
1. I like to eat mangoes.
Typical twiiter: iiess lykk tuhh eat mang0ess.
2. Is that your brother?
Typical twiiter: iishh dhat y0ur br0?
3. I don't know.
Typical twiiter: iies duunchh noes.


My Definition of
Twit
1.v to speak/write/type in a 'explosive'/'extravagant' way by the use of repetitions and modification of certain words.
2.v the action of totally annoying someone.
3.n Singapore a person who does the above action(s), have no life and not know he/she is irritating to the deadest core, found more commonly in Southeast Asia.


The Complete Dictionary of Contemporary 'Twiitteriish' English
(okay, i'll try to make it as complete as possible.)
Greetings
[hi] hiies
[hello] harl0ws
[bye] buais
[byebye] baiibaii

Pronouns
[i] iies
[you] euu
[they] dhey
[them] dhem
[her] herr
[him] himm

Miscellaneous
[to/too] tuhhx
[yes] yesh
[no] noes
[not] norrt
[don't] dunnchh
[oh] orhss
[wor] w0rxx
[neh] nehss
[for] ferr
[please] pl0xx


To Twit or Not to Twit
Not recommended.
For mockery, exaggerate EVERYTHING.
Like, iies luvss tuhh twiit w0rsxzsxzxzsxzsxz.


The Twit Report
Yup. Basically, it is the essence of 'twitting' that makes up most part of the 'new' language found on the web right now, especially in local games, and the number of 'users' are on the rise. There is no scientific research or collected data to prove(or explain) this phenomenon; all information is given based on my personal observations.

Undoubtedly, it takes a much longer time to type in this self-deprecating manner. So why? Ohwellz i am not a sociologist or education expert don'taskme. I can only guess that the action of twitting provides stress relief to our very tense students of SG.

Or maybe it could be part of the social 'cycle' process. People get tired of 'simplistic' writing and try to 'complicate' stuff. Maybe there'll be a reform when they get tired of it.

It's sad. I don't know how students are gonna pass their vocabulary. Ohnose.


Helpful Links/References
1. Free Online Dictionary - The Definition of 'Twitting'
2. Urban Dictionary - 1337


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OHH EMM GEE this is tiring looooool. To come up with something from nothing, youthinkwot.

I love lists. The longer the better.

Jeezuscheezels suffering from sniffing-nose from the over-generous cold waves in the bus today. Snore.

I expect a busy weekend.

Suchisthezediousityoflifeandschool.

On a random note. More people are using ':]'. How saddeth. I thought i invented it. :|




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This post is like half-a-day late but nevermindlahhor.

And it's finally Friday!

Alright this post took me long enough.

21:51, outtahere.