Sunday, 30 December 2007

And my lack of inspiration is officially treated by lying on the bed.

Let's do it the Q&A way.


So, how has 2007 been?

Oh wow, 2007 has been extreme. Yeah i am a person of extremities. The year has also been so. Been through a lot really. I started working, took a crash course through poly, learnt to do things the designer way when i wasn't even born designer-ish, and absurd stuff happens to befall upon me all the time.

Secondly, angsty. This is partly personal/emotional but all of the bad stuff is all over and done with(more like the beginning of school) and i am stronger, much less say a legend. I guess i think more like an adult now(ohnoez sounds wrong i shall stop) and stop.

And it has been an ah-meh-zing year as well. Yeah, all the extreme moments and angsty tides. Amazing ain't it. Albeit the rolloftoiletpaper-worthy experiences and encounters i have been through, 2007, slow, not. It's like yesterday, EVERYTHING IS LIKE YESTERDAY. And somehow i have a secret personal assisting mutant(read: assistant) by my side to solve the boogey trouble(s) i get into. And i got hooked up to online games and found solace in a dancing programme that involves the pressing of arrow keys and where bad english is widely encouraged and promoted.

Thinking about it, i wonder how i got through all that poly crap, AND how i am gunnah be preppy for school again.

Any resolutions for 2008?

Ah, none yet, i don't wish to make life difficult for myself. Not yet.


Whew. Tsk. Fast huh.
Fralalala.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

So, Haw Par Villa at 10am. I slept at 4am last night man. But nehmind i've been asking for a trip to the place for a long time, so. How do i put it. I AM DISAPPOINTED. Entry fee of five tooting bucks for cars, and they made the place a mess. They turned the walkway to a road for cars. Oh c'mon! Where's the novelty. They took away my dragon dammit. Yeah, mine. And i got caught in flies-infested situations when i wanted to just stand somewhere for a quick shot. Not talking about the algae-populated murky water in the 'ponds'. It was a failed trip. Not a single bit of good old childhood revival. We completed the forsaken place by 12pm.

Random lunch at some duck stall, and to Reflections at Bukit Chandu. Well Dumdid and I have been there courtesy of school excursions, so mama went in alone while we walked around outside, papa contemplating selling off the bronze figures outside the exhibition 'house' for some good money. And we walked along the canopy walk just near the place. Freaking hell of a canopy walk. The 'canopy' was botak and not much of a magnificent height. And it ended quite abruptly, whereby we took the ulu way back.

Sleepy time. Maxwell, blahblah, and off to AMk Hub. I got a super duper cool diary. Imma stick by it, yes, i will.

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

Oh wow. Me likey. Beautiful tale of three(or more) weird people. Yes, weird! I love weirdos. Very inspiring and well-crafted indeed.

And thus ends the day. School starts in twelve hours and fourteen minutes' time.

Zed zed zed.
Oh wow. Seems like we are very very near to 2008.

Well since people around me have started blogging about summing up the year or so, i figured i should start on one too.

Oh wow. My mind is in a blank though. How great. Oh well it wouldn't hurt much since my life doesn't depend on my blogging career, if it is a CAREER at all.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh. We are 44 hours away from it.

I know! This time is supposed to be the most productive period for me, but, well.

I'll get back to ya soon. Real soon, i swear!

I shall reflect in bed. Never fails.

I will come up with something. Tomorrow.

Oh and tomorrow, a trip to a historic landmark. The coolest place ever.

And yeah, i know i make myself appear schizophrenic. But well, the left brain speaks to the right brain. It's a cranial thing. Interactive, you know.

Okayokayokaytimetoflyandrefuelbye.

Thursday, 27 December 2007

It has been a long time since i felt this braindead.

So. Anyway.

I AM LEGEND.
Yeah i mean the movie. I love the story, love the beginning with the news broadcaster thing, love the emotional twists, love the one-man-save-all idea, but the ending was nowhere near legendary. And the Dark Seekers remind me of House of the Dead. Howdy there, Robert Neville, my fellow legend, I AM LEGEND! But i still don't get why Neville is the chosen one.

ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS.
Er, it's a cartoon. And cartoon=predictable, bye.

We were getting crepes at PlazaSing when the fire alarm sounded, like HAHAHA lah.

Counting down to 2008 and also the doomsday-and-end-of-all-happiness, or the other way round.

Four.

Tuesday, 25 December 2007

Sudden realisation.

I need to get a LIFE.

Bye competition, no time for ya.

Bye holidays, i won't miss ya. =/

And bye to many other holiday resolutions.

Advanced farewell to new year resolutions as well.

Bye good ol' life.

Pregnant Jamie Lynn Speaks Out

Monday, 24 December 2007

Eee.

Well, here it is.

So much for the season of, yeah. I'm bad at festivals.

(The Inner)Beng says,"Meh-lee Kissmers two yooooooo!"
Well, here it is.

Eee.

Beng says,"Meh-lee Kissmers two yooooooo!"

Saturday, 22 December 2007

Hi. Random snippets.





HAHAHA.

Friday, 21 December 2007


I did my country proud! Yes, i'm that 'satan'. =D

Thursday, 20 December 2007

Second post the day. Well, i must say i am in the mood for writing.

Well let me let you in on my escapade through CP.

And, what actually got me out of the house, like, finally, is cause it's getting near to the end of the month and i wanna get my magazines. It's that simple.

And the secondary reason is to play the part of a delivery service person. Simple.

The first trend i noticed was the influx of Ah Bengs. Beng is characterised by the outer layer of skin emblazoned in purple and black stripes. =D

And we have Christmas carols right here, in our very own kompaks pouine. In front of Metro, to be precise. I was on the escalator and what-the-hell-is-that-HA-HA-HA. Recruit me; i can afford some extra income.

After a treacherous journey through Kopitiam(no, not that kopitiam), and it's dangerous in there, i retreated to KAY EFF SEE. Oh well.

Speaking of which, the last time we went, there was this craptoot young lady whom we very suay-ly got. Then i was ordering three Zinger student's meals, and she said, no, one per person. And the story goes on but this is the main point and i don't bother to elaborate. Anyway, this time round, i made SURE i didn't go to that tootface and got my retort ready by my side.

Unfortunately i didn't get to use it. I was imagining such a grand scenario, but.

HAHAHA home.

And Nefertiti seems to be working out. Woah, inspiration, don't go.

And KFC ketchup seems to have downsized.
After failing miserably to be inspired by Empress Dowager, or rather, after Empress Dowager failed miserably in her mission of inspiring me, i have since moved on to a new source of inspiration - Queen Nefertiti. Well. Last night i was watching Nat Geo, "Nefertiti & the Lost Dynasty", and got this BRILLIANT idea of making Nefertiti my *NEW* inspiration model. But. Ahem. I have no idea why i always succumb to making my own life difficult.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so now i am reading up Wiki again. I was reading up the facts, and i was like, "Wow i am so smart! I know this, this, and this!". See children, Channels 10, 11 and 12 on cable are good for ya.

=D.

Er yes, this is the end of the post. Still not leaving? Damn you.


















Yeah, leave please.

Tee why.







Yeah, i said go!

Just go, friggin shoo!

Dammit.














Yeah, GO!













HAHAHAHAHA.

Pfft.















Well, to continue the legacy, like, CLICK HERE.

I mean, not.

Well, if you wish. Go ahead.


Carry on.







Hell yeah i am wasting space.

















Dragginggggggggggg on.


















Lalala.

Tuesday, 18 December 2007

GMO this is intense. The comic strip here.


Monday, 17 December 2007

Two days ago i was reading this article from MYB, The Straits Times December 12, 2007, page 19, "If You Can't Stand the Heap", about clutter in the home.

Oh well. I read on, thinking that it has got something i can relate to.

So it talks about clutter in the bedroom, family room, bathroom, home office and kitchen. I will only highlight the bedroom, cause it is the only part i read. HA! Here goes.

"Your bedroom should be a place to relax and shake off the anxieties of the day.

But if you are surrounded by clutter, it can interfere with relaxation and sleep. And a good night's sleep is the basis of good health.

Even common items like exercise equipment, paperwork and work-related items can attract the wrong kind of energy and sabotage rest...

Everything in the bedroom should be geared to supporting sleep and giving your mind a chance to unwind."

Now that explains why i haven't been getting good quality sleep since the start of the year. It all started from my ambitious plan to clear up my room. And now the whole damn house is full of heaps of dangy stuff.


Part 2. Something random.

To remind thyself of stuff i need to clear up this holidays.
1. Clear up the damned BEDroom. [Fixing of the radio included.]
2. Clear up the damned LIVINGroom where my magazines and newspaper cuttings all reside.
3. Clear up all the Digital Life!, MYB and Urban accumulated from 10 lightyears ago.
4. Clear up my life. (Elaboration shall be skipped as it will use up a lot of brain cells.)
5. Lastly, come up with some design inspired by some awe-ful woman.

And stop playing games already. Get a job; aim for the gadget.

It.Is.Not.As.Simple. As it sounds.

N-E-V-E-R.

Saturday, 15 December 2007

The folks are seriously hindering the production of my brain juice(s) man. Like, NIGHT is when my productivity and creative levels are at the PEAK, and they come out of their room yelling at me like shit. My ah pa is gonna throw my 15.4" down sixteen storeys and cause a gadget war man.

Nehmind. Let's not talk about saddening stuff. =/

At this friggin hour, what do you do when you can't get asleep? Well. I bring all my weapons of mass destruction to the living room and camp in front of the teevee, watching random 20-year-old drama serials/Gatsby commercials/some lame Taiwan variety show. Great that cable is in the folks' room. Terrific, ain't it.

And i am fishing for longans. Right from the can. Well that's the first thing i saw when i opened the fridge. Ten down, ten to go!

And now my 15.4" is under maximum cover from the loyal coffee table so that if danger appears i can just slam it shut and crap about something related to charging the freaking laptop.

I was reading today's paper and my pet phrase was there! "Save the World" hell yeah. Yes, we are ever so close to World Peace. Hoooray. And Paramore is climbing the charts on radio. All going mainstream lo.

I am enjoying short(and sweet) posts day by day.

Friday, 14 December 2007

Terrific. A revamp. The secret all lies in the button by the name of "Revert to Classic Template".

Looks like i am going TAI-ish all the wayyyy. Doing it the TAI way man.

Great. Now lemme get some archive link and a cup of hot piping milo.

Nice. Eight sentences worth of your time.

And thank you Evie for being my mentor and not-too-late history teacher.

And we composed the Beng version of 'Hey There Delilah'. OMGROFLMAOCTI.

Thursday, 13 December 2007

Realisation

As i flipped through the 30-cm thick stack of newspapers accumulated since the start of the month, i realised why the PrimaDeli outlet at CP is closed. Salmonella disease. WOW. I learnt something new today.

I am supposed to be at some wedding dinner now, but i just fell out with my mother(again), so i spent tonight downloading songs from some citrus fruit programme legally. It doesn't lag my game! How sweet is that.

Yeah, and we are famous.

ARGH i just can't contain my haolian-ness. Sorry luh.

And the next thing is the Triumph competition. 15 000 euro pounds, here i come. Wait for me.

And Empress Dowager Cixi shall be my insipration. P.O.'s is some Korean courtesan. We are totally stuck in our Asian mindset from the last competition. Raw-fell.

Now i will get back to clearing the dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty(sorry, couldn't resist the urge to type this way) grey papers so that Karung Guni uncle gets more newspapers to collect.

HA.

A Penny for Your Bytes

WARNING: THIS IS GONNA BE A WASTE OF YOUR BYTES AND PRECIOUS SURFING TIME.

Right. You read it. Now, SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

RAH! I need a punching bag.

Aha. Maybe i will just kick the rice sack.

But i don't have that either.

DANG.

DAMMIT.

BAH.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Well, oh well. Feels pretty good.

Ahem. Blame it on teen angst.


Anyway, focus of the day, is that. WE. ARE.FAMOUS.

HARKHARKHARK get fourth in line if you wanna be featured in the newspapers. Not frigging third, seriously. Right.

TYVM.

Wednesday, 12 December 2007

Reel Life

Fine, fine day. So, set off for THE PLACE.

AHA. I couldn't figure how i was suppose to top up my ezlink earlier at the train station. Those kinda machines with the scanner, i just couldn't figure. In the end i just walked away. No, wait. I shouldn't publicise such moronic behaviour here. Nope, no way.

Two new prized possessions from HEDGE EMM VEE. Pop the champagne! Finally i beat the chaoangmohs HOHOHO.

I bought McChicken ala-carte from a woman who had a pair of creepy eyebrows which are obviously fake and brown and extends to the ears.

Oh well. The filming was bullshit. We got P.O.'s sis, Christina, to help out this time, cause Jiayi couldn't make it. IF NOT SHE WOULD BE ON TEE-WEEEEEEEEEE. Oh well.

We went around trying to use the bullshit $200 Millenia Walk voucher. BUT WE BLOODY COULDN'T. I think the vouchers are just gonna rot in Eve's bag. I mean, do we get some British India clothes? They bloody hell didn't get those not-so-friggin-high-end shops to participate. And the Osim massager. Just let it rot, let it rot, let it rot. Osim bogus shit HARK. Okay, maybe the armchair works. =D

Oh well. At least we managed to use up $30 worth of the vouchers at Starbucks. Fine dining is never rejected and it is good for the health, mind, and spirit when enjoyed in appropriate amounts.

I have nothing more to say. Farewell, my fiend.

Yes, you read right, my fiend.

Monday, 10 December 2007

Clearasil Superstar

ROFLMAOHARKHARKHARK. Check this out. Check out the top ones on the chart.