The Theme is Emo

The Theme Is Emo

51. When the block ends.

What is the purpose of life? For fame? Fortune? To forge relationships? And please this is not teen angst or mid-life crisis or anything emo-related. Just a general question. Don't you find it peculiar. Do we all live to die, to what we call the afterlife? Maybe life after death is good, but we never get emails from those six feet under to ascertain that, do we.

Do people die of insufficiency of sleep? Like dying of hunger, there is starvation. Hm. Like desleeprivation or something.

8.58am is the time when the lift stops on almost every level, and everyone starts streaming in. How weird is it, purposely hampering my efforts to rush to school in the space of two minutes.

And have you ever actually seen wheelchair-bound people board 'wheelchair-friendly' buses? Not for me.

Oh lollipops keep you awake if you are falling asleep from sewing or other mundane activities.

Friday night, not gonna waste it man.

Lalalala.



Get the money and run.



School was never so beautiful until you look at it from another perspective; i suggest lying down.















HAHAHAwaddafargue.






Not nice one w0rsxz. Very milky aftertaste.



last day.



Last Day.



LAST DAY.

CLASSROOM ANTICS AND COMMON COURTESY,
feat. EMO HAIR
Let the pictures do the storytelling man.
Disclaimer: The following images you see are not ENTIRELY taken by me solely, so screw any n00bilitaye spotted.

UNO.



DUE.



TRE.



I-Need-A-Hug Contender One.









Peace, my FIEND.



And so there are two.






Three.
The bewbs are very hard and it is more comfortable to go from the back; my personal opinion only. PGpeegeePEEgee!!!111111oneone



Worshipping VTOHS.



You need longer hair, dood.



And we see hope.






Bad English.


Mannequin Jr., The Baby.






Bad memories, pleated skirt.


















Emopossibilty, failed.



Where the babies respawn.









VTHOS' gifts.

Graffiti artist in the making.

18:29, 23 February.

3p.m.(s) are such a prick in the skin but 5p.m.(s) are so good; the perfect time to start a lazy Saturday.

There are 'trends' for words aren't there.

Like, few months back 'SPASTIC' was on everyone's lips(nope, not me, i have enough on my tongue already, metaphorically speaking).

So now it's 'OVERRATED' is it not.

Tell me it's not. Oh and let's do an exclamation of 'OMGWTFBBQCHICKEN!'.

Do it my way, 'OMGWTFROASTEDDUCK', localised to the limit.

Packet milo sucks, brewed milo reigns.

Oh how come we don't have yellow schoolbuses in SG?

Ohwell it's a rhetorical question.

Random Revelations And Addictions

Random Revelations And Addictions

And so the year is no longer new.

Well who knew local teevee was so much fun.

There was this mad angmoh jumping and yelling on 'Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?', and he failed to get his arse on a million dollars cause he sucks at math. Million Dollar Question: What is the only prime number that is a factor of 16? Ohmygauze so blardee simple cansxzszxzxszxsz. And if you are as daft(which i hope you aren't or you can have my deepest condolences), the answer is TWO.

And the now-and-then news snippets, of 1. Edison Chen coming sparkling clean. He says,"Most of the photos circulated on the internet are taken by me. I'm sorry." OMGOMGOMG his facial expression is goldenly classic. And seems like he's going to step out of the entertainment industry for quite some time. Won't be short, i guess. Or maybe he'll get killed by the triads and be in the headlines again.

2. Singapore for Youth Olympics 2010. I thought it was rather obvious we would win. But we shall be proud, cause all things start small. The official who announced it was quite gay though. :D

Criss Angel.

And then there is AI. Of all days, today to be addicted to teevee. Friday submission PEAK period man.

Goodness VOLVER is so good. I love watching European movies and observing their mannerisms and culture. Awesomely frigging cool. And it is even better that the movie has no climaxes, like it was taken like a home video, straight off the characters' lives, in which the ending leaves you hanging on a thin thread and some deep thinking. Delicious. One of the greatest films i've ever watched, IMO only.

Wellwellwell this is getting bawlring.

A List

Okay since i'm here i might as well get rid of all the corny image-laden posts once and for all. One post makes all the difference okay. So what better way then to do LISTS.

Inspired by a particular schecksay song, i present to you.

GUILTY PLEASURES OF LIFE
1. Listening to Lifehouse on the bus.
2. Watching people fall on the bus. (I either start bus warfare to get a seat or i depend on my strong muscles and sometimes my Pink Panther paper bag to keep myself upright.)
3. Watching all the weird expressions people make on public transport.
4. Watching people get reprimanded.
5. Fantasising about William Beckett.
6. Getting cheap goodthings which are rare and tastefully delicious, edible or not.
7. Lying down on the bench in school and sleep.
8. Lying down on the bench in school and watching clouds float by through the transparent rooftop of Design school.
9. Sleeping on the bus.
10. Sleeping, by itself.
11. Ripping free CEEDEEs.
12. Watching free movies/ videos online.
13. Using citrus fruit (il)legal downloading. teeHEE.
14. Going to the airport even though you don't have a flight.
15. Pretending you have a plane to catch by checking the flight schedules on the electronic board and standing in front of the blinking lights for fifteen minutes.
16. Flying on a plane.
17. Watching planes fly.
18. Being served.
19. Gloating.
20. Biting chunks off a crunnnnnnnchy apple.
21. Eating diabetically sweet and juicy oranges by peeling it the medieval way and making your fingers smell like oranges for the rest of the day.
22. Testing perfumes at Watsons.
23. Listening to schecksay music walking around Bedok Reservoir.
24. Hiking.
25. Reading gossip on Teen Vogue.
26. Gossip.
27. Grabbing cats off the ground.
28. Wrestling with dogs.
29. Fantasing about William Beckett. (yes, i know.)
30. Listening to 'Guilty Pleasure'.
31. Listening to 'Guilty Pleasure' and fantasising about Gabe Saporta's coy smile in 'The City Is At War' video.
32. To visit hotels(nothing R-rated) even if you're not a hotel guest.
33. Living in a hotel.
34. Eating sMoOtH tofu(yes, the literal ingesting of vitamins definition).
35. Drinking ice milo.
36. Drinking juice on a very hot day.
37. Imitating your lecturers/ teachers' mannerisms.
38. Lying on your parents' queen-sized bed sprawled in a star-shape formation, preferrably air-conned. Same for hotel beds.
39. Running through the rain knowing your mom will scold you when you get home.
40. Scaring your friends for the hundredth time by hiding behind the nearby pillar, even if it doesn't work.
41. Making lists, the longer the better.
42. Watching madtv skits.
43. Watching TAI TV.
44. Preetendiinqq tuhhx twiit.
45. Speaking ol' english liketh howeth thy art doingth using as mucheth unnecessary endingsth as possibleth. (And try to make it sound like Parseltongue.)
46. Watching celebrities degenerate.
46. Watching Ellen DeGenerate.
47. Watching Oprah Winfrey degenerate.
48. Watching Tyra Banks degenerate.
49. Complete sewing a skirt, by luck or, by luck.
50. Scoffing at other people's ugly fabrics featuring the NU WAVE elements, ahlianised, while secretly putting yourself on the above-all-mortal-obsessions pedestal.

There you have it.

If you want me to put it in cyberspace terms, i am lagging now. Badly.

Nehmindnehmind 'lol'sxz.

What Is the World Coming To

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO

OMGOMGOMG seriously i was planning to let this place die and rot and smell like dead fish until the end of the block.

The sudden intake of general information made that impossible though.

Flipping through the newspapers accumulated from last week, i had this sudden overload of new cranial knowledge.

Firstly. 4000 people attended Ah Meng's memorial service. That is like the attendance of any concert, like whoa. Seriously i am not that enthusiastic about that all. Yeah they may have to change 'Breakfast With An Orang Utan' to 'Breakfast With A Himlayan Tiger' and all, but what's the big fuss about crying and all. Yes and the zoo was contemplating on naming the next orang utan to be born as 'Ah Meng Jr.', so that someBoDy continues the legacy, and there were like other faces of the zoo like the otter which picks out recyclable items and the majestic elephant with great tusks. This is cool, cause i love going to the zoo. Eh i am not sure wot's my stand now hm.

Oh. Hillary and Bill Clinton married on 11 October in, i don't know, 1975?

A team from Singapore won Amazing Race Asia 2 in a very cool-kickass-supereme-ultimatum way.

And then i was going off to bathe after clearing the thick grey stack of recycled paper when the news reported that LYDIA SUM just passed away.

I was like whatthefargue i thought she was recovering?! Okay this is gonna give you hives but it is that cliche. Life can be so fragile, can't it. What with Heath Ledger and the Anita Mui and the Leslie Cheung thing, the sex scandal is nothing beeeg really, those n00bs can just go die and sell toilet paper in some remote corner of Hongkong Disneyland or rather, some place less consipicuous.

Oh man. Speaking of which, a few weeks back Osama's son came out(possibly from a hole in the ground a la Hussein) and saying how he would try to solve the conflict between his country and America. We wait and see right.

People killing people dying;
Where is the love?

Sudden adrenaline rush yikes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAROFL.


Teehee.

Not For The Faint-Hearted

Not For The Faint-Hearted

Hi.

From yesterday's frenzy over having your photos taken with hot celebrities which led to the fervent posting of comments on Friendster like suaku despo sectwo kids and coincidentally to the exchange of smses featuring hawt guys and schecksay songs, i present to you a compiled list of the hottest guys in the coolest bands.

Screw it i am gonna sound so lack-of-love-despo but since i'm here i'm gonna take the plunge.

Might serve as a reminder as to who i should stalk at SingFest'08 anyway.

So.

HOTTEST GUYS FROM THE COOLEST BANDS 2008
The newest list, hot from the oven! (In P-R-E-E-E-E-C-I-S-E order ty.)

1. William Beckett (The Academy Is...)

I have no idea what is going on between him and Travis McCoy (Gym Class Heroes).

2. Chester Bennington (Linkin Park)

Yes most likely we won't be seeing him in sunny sg soon, but ahwell.

3. Gabe Saporta (Cobra Starship)

I don't care about my guilty pleasure for you.

4. Adam T. Siska, aka Sisky Business (The Academy Is...)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

5. Andy Mrotek, aka The Butcher (The Academy Is...)

Hellyeah.

6. Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance)

I'm sorry, he is married.

7. Synester Gates (Avenged Sevenfold)

You tell me.

8. Adam Lazzara (Taking Back Sunday)

You hollow out my hungry eyes, you hollow out my hungry eyes.

9. Brendan Urie (Panic! At The Disco)

Not really my type, but for the general audience, yo.

10. Matt Shadows (Avenged Sevenfold)

He looks better without the shades though. But anyway, numbuh ten is for humourous purposes only. HAHAHAHAHAAHA-ouchie.

Okay good ol' Depp should have been in this list, or Hayden Christensen, but this is about bands right?

Some other day perhaps, no use fantasising when it is near-impossible to see them really. Hm.

Oh and, ETHEL, don't hyperventilate. Winkity. And no, i don't think anyone from RJA is hot. Nor from FOB. Nor are Korean/Japanese guys anywhere near.

Suggestions are welcomed.

Oh, schecksayest songs up next. =]

Something New

Something New

I couldn't get through my insecurities. So after hours of scouring through the pages, i finally saw something like this, something that stands out from all the photoshop-ish image-heavy skins.

Alrighty man. What a great way to procrastinate, and taking it further, by typing this irrelevant post.

Oh man i really hate posting pictures. I sort of degrade myself along the way.

Random Thought Numbuh One:
One day i was on the bus/train, and i visualised my life as a book. Like, one day gone, one page flipped and glued shut, gone forever, and so many pages of my life have been flipped. It all boils down to one thing actually. The reluctance of g^r0~\/\/![l\l]& u_P~. Gahomgshh.

Random Thought Numbuh Two:
How come we only start remembering things like from two or three years old? Why not start the memory bank from thw womb. Oh pretend i never asked.

Random Thought Numbuh Three:
'Thing' and 'ting' are just a 'h' apart but they look so different don't they.