Inside the Disarray

A good day, i must say. Though we failed to buy our fAbRiCs and sidetracked wayyyyy too much. Turned out to be a gigantic humongous enormous wow-ners shopping trip. It's a secret place, yo.

Oh and Fafi at Tangs. Cool like awesome. Celebrities and more.

Got a free hug right outside taka. Like, nobody wanted to hug that person. :(


At Ethel's house, 11 Feb.

Oh, hi, i didn't know we were neighbours.






You cut me open and i, keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding.



Check out the glamourous ah long pose.





SC's TinyWear, 11 Feb.

:)))))))))))))



i'm not emo.


TANGS, launch of M.A.C+Fafi, Today.















Utt: Oh i just got that phone!
Me: Yeah it's a cool phone.

The celebrity shock makes me look fast-forwarder to Singfest'08. Tsktsktsklalala.


Very nice day.

Americans are NOT stupid - WITH SUBTITLES


PARIS IN JAIL: The Music Video


David Letterman-Paris Hilton-Sept 28 2007

Supermassive Black Hole

Hihihihihihi!

As i said, photos. Just earlier than the stipulated date. :]



Oh look, an orange, courtesy of Veron the Seamstress.



In the background.
Veron the Seamstress: Let me show you my olenge.



In the background.
Veron the Seamstress: Eh who take my olenge huh?



In the background.
Veron the Seamstress: Okay you two give me back.



Flash ftw.



No flash ftpbw.



Vday lunch at Sugarloaf with Eve. My drink, the red potion, called 'First Love'. Weird mix of some syrup and orange juice. Very sweet, like, FIRST LOVE 'sweet'.



Hello, my bloody valentine. x3333345



"teewhy"?















Broken. =/



The Fix-ation.



Verreh niceh.



Beeg and beautiful. The station.






Valentine numbuh tw0.






HELLO, TEETHREE.






delicious.





















Playphone.



Coolphone.



I also want.



Sewing curse.

The invisble zip is invincible. I have yet to conquer it.

Just j00 wait.

Vee Day

Ohman i am so lerthargick.

I just wanna say. TEE-THREE IS SO COOL. SuperAWESOMEkickassCOOL. Glass and steel, veryVERYveryVERY delicious.

So much for draftophopia, we finally moved on to sewing the blardee skirt.

So. Valentine's Day. Ugh this is hard to say. Zed. Okay but for those who showed they care, teewhyTeEwHyTEEWHY.

Okay you geddit.

And this day is so overly overrated. A chance for yet-to-be couples to get together maybe. Awwwwwwww diabetically sweet.


Wellwell, some change.

I just get bored easily.

Navigational blogskins give me insecurities, but for the novelty, i just did it.


So much for minimalism.

Lost 2

Shit man rice never tasted so good.

On the bus ride home. Realisation was.

I FORGOT TO BRING MY TOOLBOX HOME.

The goddamned completed basic skirt was inside the box.

What a joke, like this was the ExCiTeMeNt i need, to fill up my empty life. Right where i need it, in between chasing deadlines, just one being tomorrow. Perfect timing alright.

I was telling myself how many times i would stab myself if i lose it. No, i am not in favour of self-multilation. But I would rather lose a hundred bucks than that fuggle of a skirt.

It's all that A2 drawing's fault.I had so much to carry in my hands. Pfft.

I always had this belief that new stuff brings me bad luck. Har, new toolbox, tyvm.

But you get the ending. Cars are good for the economy.

The box was partialliterally shining with a golden aura in the dark corridor.

Okay traumatic issues aside, there was a special event today.


High Tea With Veron the Seamstress
Exclusively for TP-ADM-ers.

Menu includes:-
1. mandarin oranges.
2. mandarin oranges?
3. mandarin oranges!

Post-activities include:-
1. Ripping of fabrics which sounds uncannily like ripping someone's clothes.
2. Sewing blues.


Hooray!

Oh and today was simpleplan day lololol. Feels so 'First Time' really.

I got a hell lot of classtime photos to post.

Later, maybe. Like 2010, when i graduate.

Lost

Hihihihihihihihi!

(ee omg i sound like overly-enthusiastic Auntie Ethel. :[)

Okay i have to do this quickly or else i'll forget everything i wanna say.

Oh man i just came back from a GIANT escapade. Remember the NEW route i wanna try?

So. Was like, 23 from school, alighted near Boon Keng MRT station. You know i could have took the train and reach Somerset in like fifteen minutes time? But i stuck to TRYING out sixtyfive. Yes, it's ME you are talking about.

Yup so got up the bus and it was like erm FILLED with banglas and the smell.

Oh okay. As i was saying. Was suppose to get off at Somerset. Actually saw a bus stop named 'Somerset blahblah' but didn't care. Like, it doesn't look like the Somerset MRT Station i personally know.

Oh it wasn't long before i was LOST, officially LOST. I DID IT!!!!!!! Rofl.

Save me man, i'm kinda high.

Was at this Valley Point place. Over the ulu overhead bridge and took the opposite way back. Still, alighted one stop EARLIER. A long walk from Wheelock to Heeren. Like, WOW, it was the best walk ever in ages. The same route which i have taken at least ten times, with the beautiful humid night air, and lots of beautiful people squeezing around. Perfect for a night out.

Got what i went for despite the detour/roadblock.

Ahwell, same old route to Dhoby Ghaut. At least, the very least, i got a plastic box from daiso as my sewing tOoLbOx. Better than Aldo plastic bag in every sense though.

Oh i witnessed a heartwarming scene on the train home. There was this black woman with her child(he has hair which looks wickedly like my game character) in a baby pram. The kid was touching some rolled-up presentation posters belonging to this businesswoman seated next to them. The mother was writing stuff down on her notebook or something. (fyi i wasn't kaypoh-ing, just happens i was facing them.)

After a while the businesswoman fished out a box of popcorn from the paper bag holding the posters, and gave it to the kid. Like, wOoOoOoOow, the businesswoman didn't even looked interested. Awwwwwww, how touching. Reaching touchdown point, i saw the mother with a JUMPER notepad, supposedly given to her by the businesswoman too. Alas, a glimmer of humanity! I was like, smiling secretly. =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

So i walked home, skipping merrily and whistling to no one in particular, swinging the Daiso bag in my hand.


























Stop right there. (lololol reminds me of spicegirls.)

Well that seemed the perfect happy ending to a post, but i'm not done yet. N-O-P-E.

Oh let's talk about school. It has been veronically proven that i can't sew. Somehow i will get intoxicated in the sewing room and can't do anything properly. Nehmind, i'll just employ pattern makers or seamstress Veron and her entourage of sewing fairies to do the work. =DDDDDDDDD

Oh and wth the old hag tried to wake us up in class with her giamsengdee. What a joke she took one whole packet out from the cabinet.

Devious sharpeners and pollutive erasers. Need to clear the junk in my pencil case already.

I enjoy scenic East-West line journeys and exquisite 518 bus trips.
Random {mac}thought(s) only.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet got toyotatruckloads of work to do.

So it's now or never, all or nothing.

For education! [Picture cloudy background with some education-related person in the shadows.]

For Hitler!

For Obama!

Caffeine power?






































Oh oh oh, the whole thing about whistling and skipping-on-the-grass and swinging the arms is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT false. Not based on a true stawreeeeeeee! For dramatic purposes only. Sorry to disappoint you if i did in any single awkward way.

Hope that clears up any misunderstanding.



Oh you actually saw it coming?

Good for you.

=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hello Monday.

Can i first say i had no form of education today NANNY NANNY POO POO.

Okay peace.

OMGOMGOMG Punggol MRT Station is so COOL. It's like this futuristic and high-tech place, clean, bright and spacious. I totally won't be surprised to see robots wheeling around. Whoo like 30th century stuff and the like.

Whatever was waiting for us outside wasn't anywhere near impressive though. GRASS, grass, and more gRaSs! Okay not bad i appreciate ulu and leafy places so i don't care. Makes it easier to find signs of life anyway.

And so by wit and feet we got to Ethel's place, where the security is like, WoOooOoW, for a hdb block. Sarcasm, sarcasm. Personally i think the gates put residents' lives at risk. Probably lock them inside when there's a fire.

OKAY pretendididn'tsayanythingthegovermentwasjusttryingtoupgradeourhomelyflats.

Uhhuh. It was a fervent time in the house, which included snatching of toothpicks and exchanging of cards and eating oolong tea-flavoured jelly. And i earned TEN CENTS! Eh our bets were very small, so nothing much okay.

Okay. Cloverfield wasn't screening anymore, so we picked CJ7. I must say i had no strong intentions to watch it cause there's an animated furry featured in it. Budden coming so far, in appreciation of rising transport fees, gotta catch something. Sweeny Todd is MatureEighteen anyway.

Okayalright in we go. Plot was predictable, yes touching moments, i would say NOT BAD cause it's Stephen Chow. Yes i sort of admire him, not as a funnyman, but cause he thinks. AH NEVERMIND. It's hard to describe ADMIRATION shhhhhh. Yeah but. Zed. Oh there isn't only ONE furry; there are A LOT of furries at the end. Yarlarh cute lah okay ty byebye.

CHEWSDAY BLUES.

Oh oh oh wait. Somehow i want to include this hahahahaslao, HAPPY thatDAY to Beckett. Yes continue making racy songs, please. Lalalalalaladoodoodeedah.

I'm gunnah try out a new transport route tomorrow, all hail CONCESSION!

Eet yeast vehreh nice.

Surprise

Surprise, surprise.

I have failed to do anything i have mentally set myself to do during these four long days. Somehow during the day it gets damn boring but at night time flies quickly. Very.

I made a discovery today. Seems like the dude who sells those weird African/tribal-looking, for-fengshui-purposes ornaments/accessories in his pushcart at TM has moved to Hougang Mall. Very interesting.

So Excited

I am still a kid. So i should be excited about the profit from CNY.

Yeah so it's a bit late but i've been too excited about other stuff for the past two days that i didnt't take the mahnee out of the fanciful packets, like what with VISITS TO RANDOM PEOPLE'S HOUSES and MOVIES OF ANTIQUITY? So exciting!

So being the excited kid i now count my blessings(haha?).

With my brother's help i conclude that this year's intake total up to tHrEeThReEfOuR.

Oooooh i am so excited. Okay now i am going to think excitedly about how how i gonna spend those.

Goodbye, goodnight.

I,

Um,

Was.

Just.

Bored?

like, have you seen the YELLOW twenty-dollar note?

omg it's frigging gorgeous and schexay.

Armageddon

"Look(points at the poster), it says 'Prority given to Design students during submission period'", she said to one of the two friends standing beside her.

Okay let's change the tone.

Yes, you frigging arsehole with absolutely no Design blood, get lost and go home.

She left.

No i didn't say that out loud.

But this is yet another example of how blardee people from other blardee schools come to hog TDS' facilities. Canteen, Xorex, wot less.

So you TOOTing TOOTtards who TOOTing come and steal our TOOTing privileges and waste my blardee time, i don't give a shit about your blardee medicinal reports or machinery posters, TOOTing go back to your TOOTing schools, which all OBVIOUSLY are TOOTing bigger than TDS.

IT'S WAR I TELL YOU! DECLARE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knargh bay la.

Right. I need to make amendments. So just skip this irritating matter. Moses should really do something about it. And wahlao the TOOTing TOOTass n00b auntie. I self-volunteered to print my stuff la. So damn freaking slow.

Okayokay. That apart. I just thought of more reasons to LOATHE cny. Like, ALL SHOPS CLOSED, and CHEEEEEENAH CNY SONGS. Triple 'ee' for both. Oh and lol Aaron and i composed an impromptu 'hungry' version of some CNY song.

Oh and somehow all the irritating scums are cheeeeeeenah, one way or another, like that TOOTing senior we 'encountered' the day before yest.

Zed man. The only thing that makes me feel like it is CNY is a cab ride to school(my FIRST time) a few weeks back which cost a blardee $8.80. Eh SK to Tampines mind j00. Wth man |-|04x3R.

Thank goodness i don't have no reunion dinner. I am preparing for tomorrow's battlefield by charging iPod and maybe bringing my book.

Zed.

Eh look, RED post. :D

Oh how could i forget.

HAHAHAHA ETHEL IS AN AUNTIE HAHAHAHAHAROFLMAOSLAOBOTL. Yesssssssssss! The very local kind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem.

Lastly, my dear folks.

Happy Chinese New Year's Eve.

And especially for Evelyn:-

Happy Chinese New Year's Eve, Eve!


Apologies. Couldn't stop my hands from typing those rofl.

MADtv: Sesame Street - Bird Flu



Me no feel so good.


MADtv: North Korean Scientist



Sometimes i do.


MADtv: Poetry Class




MADtv: Project Runway




HAHAHAOMGFRIGGINHILARIOUS. HAHAHAHA TIM GUNN.


"Gimme More (Pills)" - Greg & Mario vs. Britney Spears

Story of the Day

It infested the whole pencil case.

It bonded parts of its own tangible self to every crook and cranny it can find, not giving any chances.

I am the exterminator.

Into the garbage bin, you filthy bastard, in the shape of a kneadable eraser.

Bye scumbag.

Good riddance. Well done, self.


In addition, another thread in the story.

Veron the Old Hag Seamstress failed to show up, once again. Thus ensued the uproar of the Design students, leaving them pondering as to why such an n00b incompetent lecturer could exist.


Andth thy leaveth thou herein.

Alas, mateth.

Wossup with teenyboppers' fiery desire to get people to add them as 'FRIEND(s)' on friendster?

Only spells D-E-S-P-O.

Well despo people may just add despo people and they all bask in the despo crowd. :D

My Newest Fascination
just from watching Final Destination 2.

I present to you,

Ali Larter.
And the Wikipedia definition.

She's pretty cool in the movie. Died though.

And she starred in Heroes.

Interesting.


I like her mouth.

Rofl.

I am inspired to post.

I have an important message to put across in this part of cyberspace.

Firstly, let's side-track.

Let's talk about CNY which is 4 days away.


CNY is lame.

It is a lame excuse for TV stations to repeat ten-year-old movies featuring Stephen Chow(not that i hate him), The Scorpion King for channelfive, or last year's Miss Teen USA(it's always last year's i tell j00000!).

It is a lame way to kill me. I am referring to family reunions, otherwise known more affectionately known as 拜年。

It is a lame outlet to tell you that another year just went by, counting from the previous year's CNY.

It is a lame time to choke yourself on CNY goodies which aren't very tasty anyway. Siansxz lar.

In conclusion, CNY is lame.


Oh over at our nearby friendly neighbourhood mall, i killed someone's belief of her own existence.

As usual, we took the goods lift, heading for the first floor. And there was another lady who entered, like later, behind me. Then i was taking a glance at the buttons and 2nd floor's button was lit.

I was like,"Wahlao oui who pressed second floor?"

"People are taking the lift".

Yes. That woman was taking the lift.


Oh something else. Some kid in our friendly neighbourhood seems to have gone missing on child angst.
I saw this poster twice:

In case you happen to suffer from black-white colour blindness, it reads:

Benny,

Mummy wants you to go home. Switch on your phone. She's not going to scold you. Anything just call back.

If found, please call 9731 3426.

Tsktsktsk.
'If found' sounds weird enough though.


Eheh, and. I got sliced fish congee and i found babi in it. You see, they reuse the cooking pot without washing off the previous serving. Eh mind j00 i am selectively halal but it's okay today. Adds some fragrance to the fish congee. And i got free egg as well. :D


Okay. YOU KNOW WE HAVE FINALLY REACHED THE FINAL PART OF THIS POST AND THE IMPORTANT MESSAGE IS.

I GOT A NEW WATCH.

Ha. Weeks of watch-less life and i finally got some time on my hands. Timeonmyhands. Hm.


Ahhh. First weekend of february gone.

Extroverted (E) 51.06% Introverted (I) 48.94%
Intuitive (N) 61.36% Sensing (S) 38.64%
Thinking (T) 52.5% Feeling (F) 47.5%
Perceiving (P) 58.54% Judging (J) 41.46%

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7	26	I must be high and entertained to be happy.
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Lalala.

^.^

Hi. i hope you feel welcomed with the presence of that smiley. ^.^

Oh. Basically today is a Saturday. Is it? Yes.

Oh. So. I. Went. To. Take. Train.

Ohnose that is seriously disturbing typing.

But indeed. I braved the crowds(like omg for the past seventeen years i have never seen such humoungous crowds before with the exception of countdown parties) to get to Bugis.

Throw The Pram Away
Yes. Don't those n00b parents get it that baby prams are a waste of space and makes it unfair for other commuters paying the same fair amount of fee to take the train? Yeah and not talking about the accidents that they might cause. Like, some old man will trip over the blardee wheels and fall, or some tough guy bumps into the pram and the baby flies away to knock on the window pane which will then be smeared in blood and by then when the blood drips to the floor someone will slip and fall and break a bone.

Oh and those sucker nincompoops fugly couples who hug/smooch/creepycrawly in public, please stop it and GO HOME. We have no interest in wot you all do, and you may cause a major accident as well although you occupy less space with the intimate actions. Like, some disapproving ah pek will slip and fall or some auntie will be blinded by the condemned atrocities of what you've done.

Oh man i feel like i need a break.

OMG THE BRAS BASAH ARTFRIEND STAFF CANNOT SPEAK PROPERLY. Crude slappable kreachers, you shalt be sent to hell. But i dont care, i got my copic markers and that's what matters most.

Challenging The Impossible
I WENT TO ORCHARD ROAD. Yes indeed. But as usual, i detoured. I came out of the least popular exit that least conventional people will come out from. And this random urge to find Tanglin Mall came. Not long ago we had taken a bus to some hotel for a fashion show, and nearby was Tanglin Mall. Ahh, so, why not take a trip there?

Okay i am gonna summarise this very LONG trip in ONE sentence cause i am lazy to elaborate. So, here goes.

I walked past the construction site and straight past Wheelock Place to some deep ulu place and walked for very long thinking i was lost; i swear i looked like a runaway kid with a line trees as backdrop, but i saw some signs of life at Tomlinson Avenue and turned right, turned left and came to this Tudor Shopping place where the only people there are angmohs or banglas or philipinos from angmoh families until i continued onwards to see a very familiar taxi stand and i found out that i have reached Tanglin Mall just before i decided to make this post's theme as 'LOST'.

Oh, that is so like eve's recent incoherent post, but mine has got punctuations.

Okay anyway. Tanglin Mall was super empty on a friggin Saturday. Whoo wow. Oh but then all the people were outside grabbing flea market stuff.

Continued straight and reached Orchard Road somehow.

So i present this new route i discovered. Not recommended though, it is a super long road and i saw Wheelock when i turned into Orchard like OMGWTFBBQCHICKEN.

One Last Discovery
There's a Hard Rock Cafe in our Unique Sg! Uh, i mean, i haven't really seen one before. Only one i've been to is the one in China when i was twelveh. I am gonna go there sometime. YESSSSSSSS. Parseltongue lolololol.

Vertical Limit
Oh i risked death(s) today. Like, chionging across the road in the rain. Pee-weesh.

Went through crowds until i couldn't take it any longer, plus wot with the diminishing cash, headed home.

For my own (future) reference:


I am no Picasso. And i said OWN PERSONAL reference okay.

Single escapades ftw.

Tickle Me Emo/Elmo - MAD TV


Mad TV Barack Obama

LOLOLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Warrant - Cherry Pie
Just another something i stumbled upon, 90s' rock and roll! :]